Bush Nominates Flying Spaghetti Monster For Supreme Court

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WASHINGTON -- President Bush today nominated Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) for the Supreme Court of the United States.

Almost immediately, conservative Republicans questioned FSM's lack of judicial experience; Democrats cited FSM's lack of record on federal and Constitutional issues; and those on the left and right questioned whether FSM was nominated for its religious beliefs, and whether it would be able to separate its religion from its legal opinions.

Scientists asserted that there was no scientific evidence proving the nomination happened at all. slashdot.org

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