Homo erectus
I want to write a short story about how an ancient predecessor of man, Homo erectus, comes to live in our century. Doesn't matter how. But he learns to speak, read, write, and practice law, and then sues anyone who actually CALLS him "Homo erectus," as it is hate speech. He'll have some lovable catchphrase, like "ME NOT GAY!" 
"It is the common fate of the indolent to see their rights become a prey to the active. The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance; which condition if he break, servitude is at once the consequence of his crime and the punishment of his guilt."
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