Brad's and Angelina's Baby
I've heard this is the prettiest baby ever. So I went and bought the People magazine with the pictures of her. People spent $4 million on the pictures, and frankly ... well, I don't want to be cruel, but I've seen a lot of babies, and I think People got screwed. This has to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen. We're talking coyote ugly here. I guess they can afford plastic surgery, but man, she's gonna have a tough life being that deformed. 
"It is the common fate of the indolent to see their rights become a prey to the active. The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance; which condition if he break, servitude is at once the consequence of his crime and the punishment of his guilt."
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