A Modest Proposal for Identifying Potential Mass Shooters

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It is difficult to know who might be a mass shooter. Lots of people are troubled, but few will act out in response.

The simple fact is it takes more than being troubled, having access to a gun, having no friends, no positive outlet for anger, and so on.

There is one trait that all mass shooters have in common. And it is easily identifiable. If we locked up everyone with this trait, we would almost surely have no more mass shootings.

That trait is, of course, the penis.

Removal of that trait, or the people who have it, is imperative. slashdot.org

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