Not The Onion
Quoth CNN:
In other news, Jesse Jackson was overheard attacking other people for playing the race card.
Former President Bill Clinton blasted his successor's decision to spare former White House aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby from prison. ...
"You've got to understand, this is consistent with their philosophy ... [they] believe that they should be able to do what they want to do, and that the law is a minor obstacle."
In other news, Jesse Jackson was overheard attacking other people for playing the race card.
"It is the common fate of the indolent to see their rights become a prey to the active. The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance; which condition if he break, servitude is at once the consequence of his crime and the punishment of his guilt."
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