Fred went down to the auditor
He filed for office
He's runnin' for Senate this year
Then he met with lawyers and he
Pled guilty to a crime
Fred had the best week ever
Fred's on the campaign trail
Twenty thousand in the hole
Payin' and servin' for his crime
While he is ringin' doorbells
He'll be pickin' up trash
Fred had the best week ever
Fred must have something
Something up his sleeve
That makes him think he will win
... that people will trust him
... that people will vote for him
Fred had the best week ever
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