Spam for Politicians

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For once, the spam is FOR the politicians, instead of FROM them.

'If I knew then what I know now'

ELECTION CANDIDATES - GET THE SECRET WEAPON

Our automated (and live) call centers are critical to your campaign success. 
PLEASE CALL *********** TODAY FOR MORE INFORMATION OR E-MAIL DIRECTLY ******@*******

THE PROBLEM:

Running for office is hard. You walk door to door, hand out literature, stand outside the stores and on top of all that, you have to make endless phone calls. To top it off, the day before election day, you try to call as many people as you can - AND YOU CAN'T. It's not easy...but we can help.

HARNESS TODAYS TECHNOLOGY:

Sit back and relax as ********** jump starts your campaign (or responds to attacks) by sending your voice message to your voters by phone for pennies per call. That's correct, whether you are running for state and federal office or seeking local office, we can help. In fact, we can call your entire phone list in a matter of minutes. Sound simple? Read on.

HOW IT WORKS:

Call ******** and ask for *********. In its simplest use, we take your phone list by e-mail (or we get it for you) and load the system with your voter phone numbers. then we develop a short script such as 'Hi this is Mary Smith, I'm calling to ask for your important vote tomorrow for me so we can work together to stabilize taxes and keep our town great. Polls are open from 7am to 8pm . Please vote. Thank you'. Our system calls you and you record YOUR message in YOUR voice.

*********** will then send this message out to your targeted list within minutes.

PLEASE CALL ********* TODAY FOR MORE INFORMATION OR E-MAIL DIRECTLY *****@*******

TO YOUR SUCCESS!

THE FOLKS AT *********


I wonder what they would do if you told them part of your platform was anti-spam, and that if elected, you would work hard to fine or imprison them? slashdot.org

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