Porn King of Abbottabad

Some asked me when I might follow up on my song "Osama Bin Laden, You Ruined My Birthday" (for which I won a coveted Schrammie award). Then, driving into work last week, hearing news about the porn cache Bin Laden had in his compound, it struck me that he probably used his terrorist information network to make some extra money on the side and became the number one provider of porn to the Greater Abbottabad region of Pakistan.

Lyrics:
Up in north Hazara
Was a man who was wanted by the feds
By the feds
He killed thousands of people
They say, because he was a holy man
A moral man

But you have to pay the bills somehow
The rent won't pay itself, so now
He gets what people want
He gets what people need

Chorus:
He's the Porn King of Abbottabad
He's the Porn King of Abbottabad
He's the Porn King of Abbottabad

In the back you'll find the good stuff
Big hits like "The Beauty and The Whore
... of Lahore"
If you don't have the rupees
We can probably work out a deal
What a deal

You can do a job for me
Strap on this vest and count to three
I hope you watched the film
No more chance to watch the film

Even the most devout sheikhs
Need to indulge now and then
Now and then
A man can't be expected to
Look at the same six women all his life
What's left of his life

R E S P E C T
You'll find out what it means to me
When I play this movie
And pretend that I am holy