I really want to write a song about Downton Abbey, wherein I describe various things in the show, but...
I really want to write a song about Downton Abbey, wherein I describe various things in the show, but in the chorus I mispronounce it "Downtown" instead of "Downton." And I will misspell it in the title. And then people will comment on the video and correct me, and I'll confidently point out that I am using the American spelling and pronunciation. 
"It is the common fate of the indolent to see their rights become a prey to the active. The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance; which condition if he break, servitude is at once the consequence of his crime and the punishment of his guilt."
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